'Sunny Isles Beach Citizenship'

By Bari Auerbach

The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services just unveiled a new, tougher citizenship test with “more profound” questions designed to assess knowledge of basic civic concepts essential to being an American. But while you may know the name of the current Speaker of the House - why the U.S. flag has 13 stripes – or the role of the President's cabinet…do you think you could pass a Sunny Isles Beach citizenship test like this...

What does the “RK” in RK Shopping Centers stand for?
“Really Kool” stores
Raanan Katz 
Retail King

What do you call the city’s main thoroughfare?
Collins Avenue
A-1-A
The “No Speeding Zone”

How can you connect to the Internet for free?
Wait for your neighbor to log on
Visit a Sunny Isles Beach park
Rent office space at Starbucks

What is the name of the city’s female Commissioner?
Sarah Palin
Tina Fey
Roslyn Brezin

What are the most city fines issued for?
Littering
Loitering
Saying “Sunny Isles” without “Beach”

Which of these “towers” are famous?
Eiffel
Winston
Trump  
All of the Above

Bonus Challenge Questions:
Name every condo on Collins Avenue in 30 seconds or less
Estimate how many grains of sand there are on the beach
What is the most well-read “community news” paper in the city?
Odds are residents won’t fail to pass the Sunny Isles Beach citizenship test – but if you need to cheat on a few questions, just ask someone who really knows the score: The Sunny Isles Beach City Manager…hope you know his name!