By Bari Auerbach

‘SIB TV’

Why watch TV when right here in Sunny Isles Beach there are hit shows like these:

SIB Idol: Singing the praises of Sunny Isles Beach, residents compete to see who can lead the most idolized lifestyle while a panel of judges critiques their talents to work on tans, go on shopping sprees and generally defy all economic downturns.   

SIB Gossip Girl: Set in any ladies locker room around town, tune in to hear gossip even juicier than all the Juicy Couture outfits! 
 
SIB CSI: “Celebration Scene Investigation” combined with some forensic accounting reveals Sunny Isles Beach always has a big budget for hosting special events, parties and concerts…And you don’t have to be a detective to deduce everyone’s a suspect when it comes to enjoying “guilty pleasures” like taking a day off for a day at the beach!

SIB Law & Order: In this drama you won’t see a lot of crime or high speed chases – just people getting pulled over for traffic infractions or wearing clothes that summon the “fashion police.” 

Desperate SIB Housewives: This reality show highlights why women all around the country are desperate to live in Sunny Isles Beach, where there’s a great school, parks with playgrounds and activities to keep kids busy – plus resorts where spa day packages offer relaxing massages!
  
SIB Hillbillies: This is the classic show featuring the famous family that loads up their truck and assimilates perfectly in Sunny Isles Beach…Jethro and Elly May become trainers at Miami Beach Fitness; Granny opens another Granny Feelgoods; and Jed bails out all the banks!        

Lost in SIB: Stranded on the shores of Sunny Isles Beach, survivors decide they never want to be rescued from a luxurious lifestyle in a city where all the natives know SOS stands for “Super, Opulent & Sun-sational!”