'Fairytales can come true'

By Bari Auerbach

Since Disney released the newly restored fairytale Snow White on DVD and Blu-Ray combo packs, there has been a spike in dwarf-like behavior around town…

Bashful: Batting long eyelashes, this kind of girl just appears bashful  – but if you’re an affluent “prince” of a guy – beware! Her true aggressive nature will appear as she casts a shopping spell and you find yourself maxing out your credit card!  

Doc: Wearing glasses and scrubs, Doc was recently spotted diagnosing some bad stomach aches that weren’t caused by poisonous apples – just a few too many famous apple pancakes from the Original Pancake House.

Dopey: Just like this endearing dwarf, neighborhood guys without beards who like long hair to cover big ears  don’t think it’s dopey to go to area salons, where really pretty stylists make everyone look ready for a royal ball.      

Grumpy: Motorists magically getting caught by cameras for running red lights may be grumpy but they’d be scowling even more if they lived in Parkland, where now you can get a fine for texting while driving. 

Sleepy: Wishing they could be sleeping beauties, all the Sunny Isles Beach moms who stayed up late with crying babies help keep the coffee business booming and Starbucks very busy!

Sneezy: With so many people lining up for flu shots, it’s probably wise not to go around kissing any frogs – unless you fall for a Sunny Isles Beach professional who’s nothing to sneeze at!       

Happy:  If there ever was a dwarf who could be the city’s mascot it would be Happy – the one who best represents why everyone lucky enough to call Sunny Isles Beach home will surely live “happily ever after!”