By Bari Auerbach

‘Latest & Greatest’

Just when you thought you had the latest gizmo or gadget, they come out with an upgrade! It’s hard to keep up with innovations and revelations like these:

High Speed Access: Just when you were getting used to road construction, you realize its been worth the wait to get around faster – but now you’ll have to come up with new excuses for being late since your boss will never believe you were “stuck in traffic.” 

My-Pad: Just when you though skyping on your i-Pad was the greatest way to communicate, you realize it’s even cooler to have real face time with your significant other in the pad you share.

Why-Fi? Just when you were wondering why the mall would offer free Wi-Fi, you find out the great new marketing strategy is getting everyone who’s not in a store to shop on-line.

High-Def: Just when you thought your new TV was picture perfect, you take a look at all the lush landscaping and sparkling ocean views and realize Sunny Isles Beach high-rises “def” have the most spectacular views! 

Face-lift Book: Just when you thought you had the latest, greatest injectables, you find out there’s a new one that can make you look as young as your kids – only problem is now you won’t be able to buy your favorite fine wine without being carded at Publix or Epicure!   

Thin is In: Just when you thought there was no way you could keep your New Year’s resolution to lose weight, diet centers are contemplating a winning incentive: “Lose at least 10 pounds and we’ll give you the thinnest new computer or phone!”    

Building Blog: Just when you thought you wouldn’t see any new construction for a long time, you read a building blog about ultra-luxurious new developments on the rise proving economic downturns aren’t deterring progress in Sunny Isles Beach.